{"product_id":"haylo™-fresh-outta-fucks-pad-and-pen","title":"Haylo™ Fresh Outta Fucks Pad and Pen (Buy 2 Sets Get 1 Set FREE)","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎉 BUY 2 SETS, GET 1 SET FREE 🎉\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust add any 3 sets to your cart, and one will be FREE!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSTRESS RELIEF IN YOUR POCKET!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3168\/2551\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_8_17_02_27_21.png?v=1786904868\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"359\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eIs frustration taking over your day?  Our Fresh Outta Fucks Pad and Pen is your ultimate stress relief companion. Get yours and embrace a new, calm you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFEATURES\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGREAT FUN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003eC\u003cspan\u003eomes with a humorous frustration tracker, adding a touch of fun to your daily venting sessions.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3168\/2551\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_8_17_02_27_31.png?v=1786904895\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCONVENIENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTear-off pages are perfect for sharing funny frustrations with friends and family, spreading laughter all around.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePen Length: 15 cm (5.9 in)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSticky Note Length: 7.5 cm (3.0 in)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow 3–5 business days for order processing, followed by an estimated delivery time of 7–14 business days. Tracking information will be emailed as soon as your order ships.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you have any questions about your order, shipping, or our products, feel free to contact us at \u003cstrong\u003esupport@hayloliving.co\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We'll be happy to help and typically respond within 24 business hours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Haylo","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51031373742327,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":51031373775095,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3168\/2551\/files\/ChatGPTImage2026_8_17_02_31_07.png?v=1786905084","url":"https:\/\/hayloliving.co\/products\/haylo%e2%84%a2-fresh-outta-fucks-pad-and-pen","provider":"Haylo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}